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July 2010

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Stupider than SmarterChild

Remember the days of AIM when there were “SmartBots” that you could IM and they would supposedly answer your questions? I have no idea if they’re still around today, but in middle school we got such a kick out of getting “SmarterChild” to say dirty things. Smart or not, they were still mindless robots, and repetition and poor grammar was the name of the game.

I get flashbacks to this time whenever I have to talk to anyone from Comcast online. I’m pretty sure I’ve never talked to a functioning human being on the other end of their LiveChat. Not that their in-person or over-the-phone customer service is much better, but at least I get an actual response if I yell at them. The androids on the chat service give illogical responses to my angst, and sarcasm is clearly above and beyond their capabilities. I really should keep a record of these conversations. I think I’d be able to compile a pretty entertaining book out of it. Until I switch to Verizon, that is, where hopefully their reps are not brain-dead. Though I feel like even talking to SmarterChild at this point would get me more of a response.

Jul 15, 2010
Panty time

Starting cleaning out drawers in preparation for yet another move. Emptying drawer of delicates using the “throw out anything you’d be embarrassed to be wearing in a car crash” method.

Also, I feel the way about the word “panties” that many people feel about the word “moist”. No connection between the two words intended, but saying both makes me feel like taking a shower.

Jul 14, 2010
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