When you drink too much Malibu
My sister: This brownie tastes like it has liquor in it. Me: It’s just marshmallows and coconut and chocolate, I’m pretty sure. My sister: *pause* Maybe I just associate coconut with coconut rum…I think that might be it.
borntobemad: amandoline (via she-thinks) 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or...
Youniverse: Personality Test →
lhh: lickystickypicky: livesophia: Here are my results: Mood: Go getter Fun: Escape artist Habits: New Wave Puritan Social: Relaxed Mood: Go getter Fun: Escape artist Habits: Back to basics Social: Fun.. Me likey! Mood: Sofisticat Fun: Thriller Habits: Back to Basics Social: Nostalgic Mood: Dreamer Fun: Escape Artist Habits: Junkie Monkey Social: Fun Wow, pretty accurate. I...
It’s not that we were going to starve or not get jobs or not have a good...– Larry Page, on the risks of founding Google Doing a research paper on Google for my mass communications class, and getting to fully understand just how kickass they really are. I keep saying that Google is going to take over the world, but seeing it full-scale like this makes me realize that I...
My roommate, watching The Office: “I think I peed a little!” And later, watching SNL: “I’m gonna pee again!” Thank you, Thursday night television, for allowing us to have a hilarious not-even-drunk-but-still-insane household.
I had a first kiss with someone today. And he kissed me exactly how a girl should be kissed. It had been a really long time since I’d had that delicious kind of shiver from a kiss. And it made me happy.
“To live in this world you must be able to do three things: to love...– Mary Oliver
I just accidentally (and stupidly) had a political discussion with my insane right-wing mother, which always results in my wanting to rip my arm off and beat her with it. She refers to liberals using the general “they” and “those people”, thinks Palin is adorable and a down-to-earth mom, believes that gay people are not realy couples but are ruining the human race and...
We have ants
I was eating Nilla Wafers out of the box while sitting on my bed. When I went to put one in my mouth, there was an ant on it, and then a stream of ants started crawling out the box onto my bed. It was like a horror movie. We need to fog the house. Or move. I’m not sure I care which.
Holy hell, the television is starting to count down to Halloween. So excited! It’s my favorite holiday. Must come up with brilliant costume idea pronto.
Well, I’m not really drunk. Only a little, enough to type a little stupidly and take a little longer choosing my words. Certainly too much so to be eloquent (or tactful) about anything, but not enough to say or do anything truly stupid. At least, I hope so. I’ve had a long, long day, during which I wished, at least twice, that patricide was outside the realm of “murder”...
I cannot watch another interview with Sarah Palin or any other clip where she is speaking. It makes me want to be violent. I sincerely hope that people can see past the mere fact that she is a woman and not let themselves become infatuated with the idea of a woman in power. Please realize what a royal idiot she is, no matter her gender or upbringing or religion or hometown. I will point you to the...